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Scene: ( at a nearby POS shop )

 

Allen: good morning Aunty abeg I want to withdraw

 

POS lady: alright, collect the ATM card from him..

How much? 

 

Allen: remove 10k plus charges Inside

 

POS lady: alright.

Few seconds later he withdrew the money and left…

 

On his way back, he stopped at a restaurant to eat.. 

Ate to his satisfaction and left..

 

He got to his apartment, opened all the windows and headed Inside the main room.. 

He fell on the bed and started thinking about his experience at the céll.. he Continued to think about everything and slept off.. 

 

He was just getting into sleep when his phone began to ring.

 

Allen: ooooh..who is that again… They should allow me rest and sleep please I’m just coming back from the céll…he said to himself and continue to sleep

 

The phone continued to ring non-stop then he got angry and stood up to carry the phone..to see who was calling.

 

Allen: 😳😳😳 OMG…landlord? Ahh which kind whahala be this oo….I don’t have any money now oo..

He was still complaining when another call entered again..

 

Then he picked up..

 

On call..

 

Allen: hello good morning sir landlord…he said in a jovial way.

 

Landlord: I have been calling you for the past 2 days…. He purposely switched off your phone right?

 

Allen: ahh no sir.

I traveled, I wasn’t around.

 

Landlord: ok thank God for a safe journey… Hope you know your rent is due since 3 months Ago

 

Allen: yes I know sir… please give me a few weeks I will pay off..

 

Landlord: you have been saying this over and over again.. I will be coming next Monday to collect my money… If you know you can’t afford my apartment again kindly move out.. I have others waiting on ground

 

Allen: haba oga landlord I have been here for 2 years now.. at least understand things….

 

Landlord: I understood things that is why I allowed you to stay extra 3 months.. thinking you would pay up…. But I guess I was wrong..

So get ready on Monday…I’m coming with boys..pack your things..

 

Allen: sir please give me more time na..

 

Landlord: ended the call

 

Allen: hello, hello hello sir..are you there?

 

Hmm this man ended the call…. All this Yoruba landlord eeh.. 

What do I do from here right now…

 Hmm.. then he opens his Facebook and WhatsApp..

Let me check for my customers first. Maybe I can raise something before this Monday.. I don’t have much in my account again…he said to himself while sending several hi messages to his Contacts..

 

Few minutes after that.. some start to respond to his message..

 

Allen: Hello dear…I’m available for tonight! 

 

Customer: sorry I’m out of town now..

 

Allen: ok..

 

He Continued to Chat several guys up looking for who to hookup with to raise something very fast..

His house rent is around 350k annually… Located in a nice environment..

 

After several searches.. he finally got one and they were bargain on price..on chat..

 

Allen: oga pay 30k last…. 

You know I don’t accept that on a normal basis…

I’m more than that..

 

Guy: I no get 30k to give you abeg.. I will give you 15 plus sleep over

 

Allen: sleep over? You dey créaze nii? Oga I no do again…

 

Guy: okay na.. bye

 

Allen: omor this guy is stupeed oo.. 15k for a whole full night and I know I won’t sleep at all..with his fat body…

 

Then he started chatting with others again but couldn’t get anyone… 

In the end he decided to agree with the last guy… 

 

Scene 2 ( Allen and the customer

 

That evening he dressed up and went to the guy’s place…

 

Without wasting time the guy started what brought Allen there… They fvcked all through…. Back to back….

 

The following morning as early as 5:30am.. Allen woke up and dressed up…

Then he woke the guy up..

 

Allen: oga wake up I wan dey go abeg….

 

Customer: hmm nawa oo you no go wait Make day break?

 

Allen: Answer me abeg…I no get time to talk….

 

Customer: took his trousers and brought out some cash… And gave it to allen 

 

Allen: collected it and counted it immediately.. 

Oga what is this? Why 13k? Where the remaining 2k.. 

 

Customer: no be me pay for your Uber?

 

Allen: And so? Did we agreed on that before?oga give me my remaining 2k balance now please

 

Customer: whahala abeg I don’t have any 2k to give you…

 

Allen: got angry…

You dey mahd? No allow me change am for you oo..then he held his boxers..

 

Customer: leavé my boxers now… Or do you want us to continue?

 

Allen: immediately he said that….the memories of what happened the last time at the hotel came to his head…

Then he quickly left the guys boxers and left immediately..

 

He got outside and started thinking… 

Omor which kind bàd luck be this one again? The same thing wan happen to me again? Abeg I can’t afford to go back to the céll…. He said while looking for a cab to take him home that early morning….

 

Scene 3( at the céll, sholly and Mike)

 

Mike: Boss, you’re awake? You didn’t get enough sleep? 

 

Sholly: I just can’t sleep…. Feeling somehow….

 

Mike: Oh sorry boss.. 

 

Sholly: it’s ok…. 

Then he put his left thumb fingers inside his mouth, chewing….it slowly while thinking about something….

 

Scene 4 ( Allen already at home)

 

Allen: omg….this guy just use me anyhow yesterday night 😩😠…. I no even sleep reach 3 hours… So so fvck all the time….God Which kind bàd market be this one na….he still didn’t pay complete money….hmm

This ashewoo work self…. I don tire abeg….

He said as he sat on the chair in his sitting room..

 

Few seconds after sitting… 

The thought of sholly came to his mind… immediately

 

Allen: hmmm sholly boss….then he smiled after saying that.

He will probably be sleeping by now…. 

 

Boom….he remembered his deal with sholly..

 

Allen: 😳😳oh God how do I pay sholly now.. my life is at rîskk if I don’t pay him.. and the landlord is still here also.. which one should I focus on self…🥺🥺😩 I don’t even know… I’m just confused..

He said while staring at his 32 inch plasma TV..

 

He continued… Should I just change apartment and get a smaller apartment.. but there is no cheap apartment here except I will have to change location to another area…. Hmm but what about my market? How do I continue… And what do I do with all these things in my apartment here…

Or should I just sell them and use the money to get a smaller apartment then I use the money in my account to settle sholly anytime..

Yes yes…I guess that’s the best.. 

But how do I continue with the fàkè life now… If people notice I’m snapping from a different low standard room..they might think I’m broke….ahh whahala

Or I should just take a lot of different pictures here with different clothes and save them and upload them little by little…at least that will keep my Facebook friends glued and they won’t suspect anything..

But on the other hand..I know my community members… Nobody gossip reach them 🙄🙄.. the ones I have invited here before, what do I tell them if they decide to come again… Omor I’m just confused self 🥺🥺.. which kind life did I put myself that I can’t continue like this 🤦🤦…and the end of the year party is coming.. 

Last year own na me slày pass.. this year I’m supposed to do the same… I can’t afford to loose… I know so many other btms are waiting for my dównfall in this Lagos.. put I will never allow that… I need to continue with this life style.. this is the only way I can continue to survive!.. I’m already stuckedd!

He said in his mind as he stood up to enter his room..

 

Scene 5( Allen with caretaker of the new apartment he got)

 

Two days later he got another single apartment in a very noisy and busy area close to oshodi… It was around 150k..

 

Caretaker: fine boy.. you like the apartment abi?

 

Allen: nodding his head… Ehh yes I like it he answered sluggishly…

 

Caretaker: ok I told you now…. You will like it here…the environment might be noisy but it’s lively..

 

Allen: I think so…. I will send you the money now… Pls don’t forget to tell those boys you said will come help me clean the room….

 

Caretaker: sure I won’t..you still have the account details right?

 

Allen: yes I do….I will get going now.. I will move in next tomorrow.. that’s on Sunday….

 

Caretaker: ok kosi problem ( no problem)

 

Then Allen left… 

 

He was still trekking around the area… When he noticed some two young boys were staring at him and momouring some words…

 

Boys: Ani o wun ni sé( I say he’s the one)

You can’t be too sure… But what is he doing here….

 

Allen: started walking fast away after hearing that… 

I guess this boys knows me.. maybe from Facebook

 

As he was going… Then the boys quickly stopped him…

 

Sorry please oo bro… I was arguing with my friend here about you…one of the boys said

 

Allen: faking his smile… Oh really about what?

 

Please are you Allen Donald on Facebook? He asked

 

Allen: smiling….oh yes that is me…. 

 

I said it…. I was so sure..

Wow nice to meet you we are one of your friends on Facebook 

 

Allen: omg wow… I never knew.. thank you guys..he said cheerfully..

 

Boys: ur welcome… What are you doing here? Is this your area?

 

Allen: opps.. my area? No way darling.. I just came here to see someone..

My driver is coming to pick me up soon…

 

Boys: oh wow…. Our celebrity.. anyways you’re looking so cute as you do in your pictures… No faking zone…

 

Allen: awwn thank you darling.. why would I even leave a fake life in the first…all I have today is the results of my hard work he said while Smiling and laughing in between…as he talks

 

Boys; oh wow.. That’s why I always like your pics.. you’re my role model sis..

 

Allen; 😂😂 awwwn…. Not sis….use ma… ok?

 

Boys: hahahah okay ma..

Please can we take a picture with you..

 

Allen: sure… Both hope it’s an iPhone? I don’t take pictures with Android ☺️☺️

 

Boys: are sorry ma.. we don’t use iPhone o..

 

Allen: awwn sorry darling…. maybe next time when you get one ok… 

 

Boys: hmm ok oo…

So are you coming to the end of the year party?

 

Allen: hmm I’m still thinking about it…

 

Boys: we will love to see you there please…

 

Allen: ok…. I will do it for guys… because of the both of you I will squeeze time and come ok….are you happy now?

 

Boys: awwn thank you..

 

Allen: alright bye…

 

Then Allen walked away…

 

Boy1: hmmm no be small thing oo… He said he doesn’t take pictures if not iPhone?

 

Boy2: rúbbísh… Fàke life. He thinks we don’t know….😂😂

 

Boy1: 😂😂😂 he’s not even a fine self…. I fine pass am self..

 

Boy2: 🙄🙄🙄 babe calm down….no dey lie abeg.. see your forehead wey long like what I don’t know.. let be sincere he’s beautiful than you by far… 

 

Boy1: Tobi..is it because I don’t have money like him or I don’t have enough customers like him? Wait let me make money first and see.. you will take back your statement

 

Boy 2: 😂😂😂 he pain am oo.. even if you make money this your forehead will still be there abeg….

 

Boy1: you self nko…. You fine ni?🙄🙄

 

Boy2: but I didn’t compare myself to him too because I know he bèàts me hands down in every way abeg…. I no sabi deceive myself….

 

Boy 1: mstwwww me I’m not like you I know myself.. 🙄🙄😏😏

 

Boy2: okay oo I hear you na..

 

They continue talking while going their way…

 

Scene 6( Allen back at home packing his things )

 

Then he took his phone and took some pictures while he was packing…and immediately posted it on Facebook and wrote” hello guys… It been a busy day for me.. my new apartment stuffs just arrived I need a helping hand please 😭🥺😩”

 

Then he posted it…. Few minutes after that hundreds of comments flooded everywhere..

” Drop location let me come, awwn I wish to be like you when I grow, wow.. I’m happy for you, God when🥺🥺, God am I a spoon? Everybody just dropping different comments 😂”

 

Few minutes later the person that will be buying his stuff arrived.. They made a deal and everything was sold.

 

2 days after he moved to the new apartment at night..so people won’t notice him.. arranged his things and the apartment was looking quite okay for a young guy…

 

Scene 7( at the céll, sholly and officer)

 

Sholly: I need to leave here soon officer… 

 

Officer: hmmm you have just 3 days left just exercise patience ok…

 

Sholly: I can’t again…. I need to leave tomorrow.. it became boring to me…

 

Officer: hmmmm abi you want to go and collect your money from the boy that left here days ago..

 

Sholly: hmmm…. Ah swear…. At least I go use that one hold body for now before going back to the street to hustle again

 

Officer: hmm… Let me see what I can do… Maybe I will switch your name with another person

 

Sholly: do anything possible so I can bring your share of the money..

 

Officer: naso.. I understand!

 

Scene 8( Allen in his room cooking)

 

Allen: Let me gather my new customers fast…. I don’t think I can survive in this area.. too much noise.. even midnight you will still be hearing buy your akara here! Argh…… 🙄🙄

He said while turning semo on the pot….

 

Then the thought of sholly came to his mind again…

 

Allen: sholly will soon leavé the céll… How is he going to locate me now.. because I already changed location….hmm

And I don’t know how I can reach him except going to the station….

Abeg abeg I can’t kill myself… It’s not my fault that I change location na.. at least I tried🙄…. Who knows maybe this is even good luck to me…. I won’t have to give him any money again 😉?.. abeg it’s for the good ☺️…. But omor that guy diick na 🔥🔥..

I still remember how it was that day in the bathroom…. 😋😋

He said while he became lost in his thoughts..

Few seconds later he came back to his senses…

Oh shît…my semo is burning 🤦 diick don full head😂😂 he said while laughing alone as he drops the pot from the fire… 

 

3 days after…

Scene 9( sholly in front of the address that Allen gave him)

 

Sholly: wow so na here this yellow paw paw dey live? He said smiling while looking around….

 

Few minutes later he entered and saw 5 of the same type of building…

 

How do I locate his own room now? He said while staring at each room…

 

Then someone came out from one of the rooms

 

Sholly quickly walked to the person

 

Sholly: Weldon ma…. Please, I’m asking for Allen. He gave me the address that he’s staying here..

 

Woman: sorry oo I don’t know anyone with that name here… 

 

Sholly: he’s young and Fair..

 

Woman: fair? Nobody is even fair in this compound.. maybe you’re at the wrong place.. 

 

Sholly: this boy don play me sense be that? He said to himself

 

Alright thank you…. Let me check around..

 

He got outside and couldn’t find any apartments that looked like what Allen described to him….

 

Omor this guy don jonzz me be that? For this same Lagos? He said while Smiling

 

Then he left….

 

Scene 10( sholly with his friends ( fellow thúgs)

 

Sholly: Ah swear one boy don play my sense today..

 

Who be that boss? One said.

 

Sholly: na for céll I meet am oo..we run one small package together.. I’m just coming back from the faké address he gave me.. I no see am there

 

The other guys burst into laughter.. sholly you allow small boy jonzz you 😂😂

 

Sholly: me self no say I don fvck up… Shea we dey this Lagos together

I must catch am one day.. I go send am back go that prisóñ.

He said while looking so angry..

 

1 month later… 

 

Allen continued with his hook up business as usual and everything was booming for him… He totally forgot about sholly or anything related to him… If he’s not in this hotel today he’s at another bar tomorrow…he was living his life to the fullest

 

Sholly on the other hand didn’t forget about it… Every single day he remembers and is always watching for when he will meet Allen some day at the road or anywhere… And the anger was still in him because he felt betràyed….

 

One particular night as usual Allen got a call from one of his rich clients.. he usually calls him only once in a while but when he does… It’s a bangerr for him because the man spoils….him so well with money and other things.. 

So Allen was already prepared and was waiting for the time so he could head out..

 

Few minutes after that he left around 6:30pm everywhere was almost getting dark

 

He called his private Uber driver that usually comes to pick him up from house but his number was not going through….and he was being careful because he doesn’t want to be seen in that area…

 

Since it was getting dark already he decided to rîskk and go take a public car…. Because he can’t afford to lose that night client..

 

He took a bike from his area and dropped it at the bus stop where they do load different areas…

 

He got there and quickly started looking for any available car…

Then he began to hear bla bla bla hotel here..

 

Allen : Oh thank God that is the place I’m going self…

Then he quickly rushed towards where the person was shouting from.. he got and quickly entered the bus…. He sat down waiting for the bus to get filled up….

Then he started operating his phone to keep himself busy.. 

 

Then he raised his head to see the agberoo that was helping the driver to look for passengers

 

He saw the person from behind, sàggîñg his trousers showing his muscular built ass… And wearing a head warmer with a singlet….

 

Allen: hmm… See nice body… and ass. 

For this cold he still dey wear only singlet? He said and then continued pressing his phone..

 

Few minutes later the car was almost filled up..

 

Then the guy started calling money from all passengers

 

He got to Allen’s turn.. 

He was carried away with the phone he was pressing

 

Guy: oga man..your money Abeg..

 

Allen: removed 1000 naira note and pointed it to him while still pressing his phone..

 

Guy: oga no Change o…you go dash me your change be that….

 

Allen: Abeg look for Change before we go abeg..

 

Guy: 🤨🤨🤨 wait wait this voice sounds familiar…he said to himself as he continues to collect money from others…

 

Allen: 🤨🤨why is he doing me like I know this voice somewhere..

Oga my change oo I dey wait….he said

 

Guy: 🤨🤨 wait no be yellow paw paw voice be that?

Then he turned and looked at him properly..

😳😳 Yellow paw paw! He shoutéd

 

Allen: 😳😳 turned and saw it was sholly..

Sholly? 

 

Sholly: Oh God! You’re a wonderful father…last last I don catch you! He said while he dance a little

 

Allen: 🥺🥺🥺 boss sholly so it’s you … He said with a calm voice

 

Sholly: You know watin come down first before I use slap make your face black…

 

Allen: abeg na sholly no be like that..na long story..

 

Other passengers in the car were just watching… nobody even interferes because they know how thúgs can be….

 

Sholly: you dey mahd? I say come Down..

 

Allen: quietly came down….

Sholly abeg I need to go somewhere very important please 🙏🙏

 

Sholly: driver take your money and carry go….this one is not going anywhere..he said as he driver collected the money and was started the car

 

Allen: haba boss sholly abeg na my work me this oo…. If I miss this work na diee I dey oo

 

Sholly: You lied to me, you gave me a wrong address and made me a fool right?

After helping you

 

Allen: it’s not like that please something happened ah swearr I changed location..

 

Sholly: if you talk anything again I go slaap you eeh…abi Ori e o pe nii( abi are you mahd).. he said angrily…

 

Allen: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏abeg sholly abeg allow me to go..

 

Sholly; ah swear I won’t allow you go anywhere today! You will stay here with me till I’m done working..

 

Allen: remembers his rich customer waiting for him….

🙆🙆🙆 Ahh…. I’m finishèdd…. Please my client oo….my client is waiting for me… I will die if I lose this client… He said very fast 

 

Allen: In fact I’m not working tonight again…. Follow me, let go….

 

Allen: Follow you ke? To where?

 

Sholly: you dey créaze? You dey ask me questions? I go carry you go where dey go treat your fvck up

 

Allen: please you can treat my fvck later..but not tonight please.. tonight is a very important business for me…. I can’t lose my client… He said while trying to kneel down and beg sholly..

 

Sholly: held his hand very tight 😂😂.. follow me..

 

He continued to dràg Allen with him.. by force as people continue to stare at them wondering what Allen must have done to a thúg like sholly…

 

 

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