Damn!!! I want to fuck you.  Random right ?? Well I also thought that way. I was quite offended cos i didn’t like the fact that she only saw me in the sexual light but godammit that was fucking hot and she was smoking hot, not to lie I was so turned on despite my anger at being sexualized. But my personality loves drama and drama is what I gave her. I played hard to get, told her I wasn’t interested, acted like I wasn’t intrigued and I didn’t want her to fuck me senseless, like guy I was already wet, but I couldn’t just give in. It wasn’t in my nature. 

I guess you are wondering where I was at this rate? well well , my flatmate and friend managed to convince me to come out today, so I dusted that ”ashewo “  clothe and tried to get out the wrinkles, I was dressed to kill cos why not. We were heading to Spartacus that night. As a queer person going the club I was only thinking of dancing and having fun, no hook ups and stuff, I figured I’ll prolly not meet any  queer person there. My mind was zeroed already, but it seemed like the night was full of a few surprises🌚. 

 

 

 You see I’m not shocked easily, so imagine my expression when I start staring at all these beautiful ladies dancing and having fun. Omoooo I was so lost I didn’t notice this wonderful specimen, these creature that God took his time to create, this work of art. No cap this girl was damn gorgeous but she was at the entrance so I didn’t notice. I just felt a tap on my shoulder, I looked back and was immediately lost. But I’m a gangster we don’t fall so easily and even if we fall we pretend like we didn’t. Your guess is as good as mine what my reaction was *lmao* anyways I raised one brow and gave her a questioning look and she dropped a bomb. The next thing that came out of her perfectly formed, very shiny and looking very kissable lips was “damn!! I want to fuck you”. I was shocked. Wait!!!! I know I’m hot but this girl looked like a whole damn meal. I could basically have her for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the rest of my life and I won’t be hungry anymore. I’m not caping right now. 

 

 

Well, miss bad bitch that I am , fucking turned on see me forming anger and the next thing this angel and devil depending on how you wish to view it, she was both for me. The next thing she said was “I’m not gonna apologize for saying the truth” like really I was mad but this time madly in love with this bitch like whatttttt!!!!!! She needed to be given an award for the best pick up lines ever cos what . Me being me decided to be bitchy, this girl just watched me with those hypnotic smoky eyes at this point I was dripping. All this time my friend was dancing and having the time of her life.  First of I texted her to telll her I was hooking up with someone that night.  She was already giving me the gimme the gist look. I told her I will give her a blow by blow detail of what transpired and she went back to party. 

 

 

It was time to act . I left my heart beat spiking princess behind and went to get a drink. After that I hit the dance floor and gave a performance worth millions. I danced my heart out while maintaining eye contact, the way she was using her eyes to undress and fuvk me right on the dance floor. I nearly came ngl I wanted her to jump me right there and then. I was soaked and thinking of taking off my underwear already. My girl didn’t disappoint don’t mind my use of my girl but honestly at that point I was seeing us married with beautiful kids. She joined me on the dance floor. I was hot and anywhere her finger trailed was scorching. We didn’t dance, nope we made art , it was magical, sparks flew. By the time we left the dance floor to go to her room I had come twice. Don’t look at me like that, you won’t understand if you weren’t there. But we barely made it to her room we were all over each other. 

 

 

When her lips touched mine I felt like I didn’t need to come up for breathe anymore and if I died omoo it’s a worthy cause . She knew all the right spots that got me off and even discovered some I didn’t know about. We made love all night basically and finally slept in the morning. I didn’t want to look clingy so I ran before she woke up. Don’t look at me like that pls. I’m a bad bitch after all. I fell asleep as soon as I got home, my bones felt like jelly. I woke up to see several missed calls and a text, apparently she called her number with my phone since I didn’t have a password. She was mad, but after she ascertained that I wasn’t dead, she launched into this whole speech of how the sex was the best in her life and how she had never felt like this before. She said she was willing to try if I would give her the chance and she wasn’t going to let go even if I didn’t which was sweet cos I don Dey plan where I go go find love portion. So I was very excited when she said all these and asked what my schedule for the day was like. Told her, she said she was gonna have to reshuffle her schedule but she wanted us to go out on a date that night. 

 

That, people was exactly how I met my wife and this is the blow by blow Acct I gave my friend.

 

 

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